Dulce Et Decorum Est

In the ensuing panic gas masks were issued from supermarkets. When stocks began to run down, it was feared people would charge the ministry. The Government rising to the challenge issued a self-help booklet showing you how to make a mask with the aid of Japanese origami… For the on-line service they managed to get hold of a Shakespearean thesp, though it was decided, after much dragging of feet to cut the line about an ecstasy of fumbling … no one wanted to upset teenage sensibilities.