Interview with Henry

As I understand it, Henry, you were at work that day

(In a bored voice) Like I always do, I went up to the first floor storeroom to fetch my mop.

You never use a vacuum?

I am what you might call a traditionalist.

You use bleach?

(Irascible) You having me on. – I always use wax and alcohol. That way you get a better shine.