Lightbulbs

How many doppelgangers does it take to change the bulb?
How many tuplas does it take to screw the tuber?
How many dead Red Indians do you need to bayonet the old soldier?
How many hopeful monsters are required for light bulb duty?
How many grinning sheep does it take for the onerous task of changing old Byron the B?
How many Tasmanian devils will beat it through the desert to get to change the light bulb?
How many Translyvanian Vampires are needed when darkness descends in the average white family?
How many American werewolves are you going to call to change the lightbulb?
How many dog-tired Insomniacs are going to step out of bed to change the friggin’ light that’s popped above their head?
How many haughty hallucinogens will spring from their acid fuelled dreaming to spike the bulbous pear?