Worst case Syriana

“Now for those misquotes and poor attributions in full:

Bush 43 overheard to Premier Blair at the G8

Those Syrians are a bunch of ****holes”

The Monkhouse on the burst rapping into the mike, tapping between bursts and spinning his bow-tie

“Saddam Insane launching his scuds into the Inter-zone of his imagination

It is the mother of all battles, the womb of all conflicts, the placenta of the apocalypse

G. Clooney on being pipped at the post for best post-Bond pin-up by – of all people - W.Rooney

It is the worst case Syriana

Bush 41 producing a lexical slight of hand that belies his aphasia and ground breaking diplomacy

I am telling you guys, there can be no linkage

And finally, just to keep you on your toes, sparring partners, Greg “the White Shark” Norman on the eighteenth at Royal Troon:

It’s a whole in one, erseholes.