How to spot a Jihadist
To be rapped in nasally Dylanesque tones:
Sometimes they may have shaven their beards
Sometimes they may appear with one hand holding a cutlass
Sometimes they may appear slant-eyed, or single-eyed or even Cyclops-eyed.
Sometimes they may wear button down shirts and European hiking boots.
Sometimes they may swoop on bat wings wielding AK-47s.
Sometimes they may kneel before Bephomet.
Sometimes they may appear to stammer before uttering demonic incantations
Sometimes they may have shaven their beards
Sometimes they may appear with one hand holding a cutlass
Sometimes they may appear slant-eyed, or single-eyed or even Cyclops-eyed.
Sometimes they may wear button down shirts and European hiking boots.
Sometimes they may swoop on bat wings wielding AK-47s.
Sometimes they may kneel before Bephomet.
Sometimes they may appear to stammer before uttering demonic incantations
posted by sp at 8:43 am
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Sometimes they will be clutching a martini in one hand and a havana in the other.
Sometimes they'll be wearing towels.
Sometimes they'll make jokes about the infidel in their own language.
Sometimes they'll have secret mobile phone compartments stitched into the lining of their pants.
Sometimes they'll open their post with box cutters.
Sometimes they'll look shifty.
Sometimes they won't.
On very rare occasions they'll be thinking: I'm just a patsy.
How good's your mind reading?
How good's your second guessing?
How good's your remote viewing? Feel comfortable with telepathy?
Karl King writes:
Second guessing is my middle name.
I telepathised my own birth.
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