Who’s who of the Jihad

At the qat fest, according to the latest Monkhouse report, is a veritable who’s who of the Jihad: several Egyptian doctors arguing heatedly over the fourth chapter of the Satanic Verses; a suicide bomber named Khalid doing tequila slammers before his final mission; the notorious al Zarqawis posing for a group photo with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ( see inset of L Ron Hubbard and his tomato plant); keeping company the short stop accountant, Manfredo Manfredinni (See BB Passim) over by the laptop dancers a Mohammed Atta double. And there in the corner of the room, reclining on the poof in between the two Pussy Galore and Hanoi Jane look alike dolls, special guests of the sheikh, Raul Castro and Francisco Scaramanga.