Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Attaché Case Hypothesis 3.2

The Doc (Continuing): At the time there was a Comp gang, or perhaps several gangs terrorising the Common. Once I remember a boy from the gang was following this ginger head from the local girl’s school. He had a stick . He went up behind her and tried to lift up her skirt. She was just like you Kola. - Strong and mean. She turned round and balled him out. The other boys were pissing themselves. - Suddenly, the pigs arrived. They came onto the common in their pandas and busted the gang.

Kola: So what’s going down?

The Doc: You mean, besides having a good laugh at their expense. My good friend Steve Ross did a very cool imitation of Danny from Hawaii Five Oh… Suppose we must have forgotten all about them till, one day, we were walking along the Broadway towards the station. I reckon we’d gone into the sweet shop to get some pop ice or bubble gum. We liked the bubble gum because we used to collect the stickers. Though I’m sure I don’t remember any stickers of a nubile Kola!

Kola (Throwing the pillow at the Doc): You erse!

2 Comments:

Blogger maldoror said...

Meli Rome adds:
Another guess! Another guess!
How about...
The attache case belongs to:
Father Christmas!?!

10:05 am  
Blogger sp said...

Keep guessing!

10:44 am  

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