Statement of Denial (3)

Meanwhile, a statement of denial has been released by the Speakes legal team.

“Judge Clarence Speakes was in no way involved in any furtive under the desk onanism. The Judge who has long suffered from asthma was merely applying his inhaler to relieve a serious case of heavy breathing.”

Jabba: See what I’m saying, Sharkman! Those Pledeians are everywhere!

Sharkhunter: I reckon it was a penis pump.

Hoarfrost: Hark who’s talking, droop head.