Four Dancing Delaneys

A rare treat for the boys! - The Sheikh at great personal expense, and not inconsiderable personal sacrifice, has just flown in the Monkhouse along with the Four Dancing Delaneys.

Backstage everyone is frantic. Pussy and Sadie struggling with those all important boob tubes. An unveiled Hanoi Jane staring critically at her erse. Queen Jane Approximately pouts out of a black veil. - Sheikh! How on earth do you expect us to perform in this here clobber! –

Dear girl! Declares the Sheikh. I assure you, everyone is most fetching, especially around the eyes!

Orders from the front. Everything must be covered, even the boob tubes…Privately the Sheikh thinks this is most un-sporting, nevertheless – knowing that it is not to be televised - bows to the revolutionary directive.