Doc Spot

On back of ringing tone of ancient dial phone can be heard voice-overs on Radio Doc:

Just received (by mail order): these really groovy wraparounds as worn by D. B. Cooper and Bono. Got this built-in hyper-reality button. Truly amazing! You get to remote view all kinds of weird stuff.

Doc, are you kidding?

Kola, it’s truly a miracle of modern manist technology.

Kola (snatching shades from doc and donning them): Let me see, doc! – Wow! - Right where I’m looking appears to be one of them ancient ziggurats.

What? - The one playing vampires v. wolverines?

No.

Then, it must be aliens v. predators come to prey on human flesh.

Wrong again!

Hell, I give up! Must be the humming birds v. the contingency colonels.

The humming birds?

Kola, don’t you know, it’s a new kind of employee at the court of King George. Their job is to hum, while everyone including the colonels chew their pencil ends.