Late Late Show

(Present in the round: Cato Masked Interviewer, Ed. of Catholic Future, Professor of Cuneiform, Professors Hex and Horn hovering in hologram form)

Ed. Of Catholic Future (Eyes closing in media res): Of course it is not for one to condemn these images of his Eminence, but one’s heart goes out to the millions of inter-galactic (!) believers who in light of this scurrilous attack on his Eminence –

Cato Masked Interviewer: And would you say, Monsignor, his Eminence has been personally upset by what your paper has described as a cartoon in very poor taste?

Ed. Of Catholic Future: Naturally one would not like to comment on the personal feelings of the Pontificate, but one has it on good authority that he has found all this deeply wounding.

Cato Masked Interviewer (Nodding respectfully): Of course, very troubling. Certain bounds and limits must be set for satire, if our poor leaderines are not to be denied their sleep. Talking of sleep! –

(!) Appears there are some greys out there get some kind of weird buzz of his Eminence’s papal ad-dress (particularly of a Sunday)