Doc Queries

In response to this ploy by I Universe contractors the Doc wishes to know the following

(a) if this is a call for Vanity Publishing (in which case, do they provide free beauty/health care products)

(b) if there is anything in it for his collaborators, i.e. The Sheikh, Maldodor.

(c) If he has to do any book signing/autograph hunting, in which case strictly those Barnes and Noble stores in the vicinity of Ground Zero.

(d) If they go straight to paperback, in which case will he have option on copies remaindered to world wide corner shops where indeed the Sheikh has many friends.

(e) If they put this out on video, in which case he wants the backing track from Homeboy together with sampling rights. (Cut in of Homeboy in face off with camera. Don’t let them rip you off, doc.)

(f) If this is still a call for Vanity Publishing, in which case he reserves the right to call on the services of the Dancing Delaneys. The Sheikh feels they will go down very well with the ex-patriot community.

(g) The interview with Sheikh shall proceed uncensored, and unabridged.