Longest Word

Meanwhile on the Latte Show (surely some mistake, ed) the Monkhouse has just proposed to write a poem for F. Amiss.


F. Amiss: So what is the longest word in the poem?
Monkhouse (Mouthing): A-va-la-n-che
F. Amiss (Patiently): What are you rhyming it with?
Monkhouse (Mouthing again): Mou-.

F. Amiss (Truly baffled, his eyebrows barely flicker): -

Wishing to be of help, the Monkhouse runs off set to return with a huge back of tricks, which he dumps at the feet of the confused judge.

His bag of tricks include:

A Cindy doll in a hospital bed
Besides a patient Craxman
A well thumbed copy of Interpretation of Dreams
And a clay model of the mountain that looks uncannily like the one used in the set of Close Encounters where Ufologist, Jacques Vallee meets the friendly Pledeians.

F. Amiss: Mountain…?