Advice to Italian Motorists

Do not reverse on the hard shoulder
Do not reverse into main roads
Do not overtake in the oncoming lane
Do not wear shades on rainy days
Do not speak on mobiles continuously
Do not traverse railway crossings when the light is red
Do not stop on the slip road to check oil
Do not skip lights even when no one is coming
Do not beep horns gratuitously in traffic
Maintain a level of patience and sang-froid