Multi-story Rant
(Knight Rider guesting)
As a rule I hate driving, do not see the point of sitting in traffic jams. - Hogging horns, waiting on some geek who’s about to turn right. But then what do you expect from those geeks with rightist tendencies! - As a rule I hate car parks more, particularly those of the multi storey variety. Where you have to go up and down and skid to avoid Starsky and Hutch, and if your vehicle happens to be an automatic you’ve got no control on the bends. And you got to do three three point turns to negotiate between two concrete pillars and some geek who’s stuck his big end over your lines. Yes, folks, give me any day of the week a long stretch of asphalt and one of those ticko machines that accept your free change and are so precisely weighted that something – however small - always comes back. Give me that any day of the week over one of those surly geeks, sitting there with their jack off mags waiting for you to dig out your loose change from your tight jean pocket. And won’t get up to open up for some old lady ‘cos they can’t be assed to zip up.
As a rule I hate driving, do not see the point of sitting in traffic jams. - Hogging horns, waiting on some geek who’s about to turn right. But then what do you expect from those geeks with rightist tendencies! - As a rule I hate car parks more, particularly those of the multi storey variety. Where you have to go up and down and skid to avoid Starsky and Hutch, and if your vehicle happens to be an automatic you’ve got no control on the bends. And you got to do three three point turns to negotiate between two concrete pillars and some geek who’s stuck his big end over your lines. Yes, folks, give me any day of the week a long stretch of asphalt and one of those ticko machines that accept your free change and are so precisely weighted that something – however small - always comes back. Give me that any day of the week over one of those surly geeks, sitting there with their jack off mags waiting for you to dig out your loose change from your tight jean pocket. And won’t get up to open up for some old lady ‘cos they can’t be assed to zip up.
posted by sp at 4:48 pm
3 Comments:
hey knight rider you should know those ticko machines are never precisely weighted to give you anything more than - zip - and often times less than that. or have you never visited the real world?
Knight Rider wears a copper bracelet he swears by. Unjinxes ticko machines, wards off Evil Eye etc.
Knight Rider sounds like just another naive fuckin hippie underneath it all.
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