Thursday, August 17, 2006

Hijacker with Stammer

Air traffic controller Er, uh… calling… You’re unreadable. Say again slowly

Hijacker(to passengers in English) Don’t move shut – shut up…. Don’t move. Stop. Sit – sit down, sit down…

Air traffic controller. We just didn’t get it clear… Is that 911 calling?

Hijacker (in English) Ladies. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to tell you all to remain – remain seated. We have a bomb. A bomb on board and we are going back to the airport, and we have our – our de- demands. So, please – please remain seated.

Take it in turns with your partner. Now you are the airtraffic controller.

2 Comments:

Blogger maldoror said...

Karl King asks: Exactly what kind of role play are we talking here, mister?

12:40 am  
Blogger sp said...

In answer to Mr King's question, the CUA (Committee for Unconstitiutional Activities) prefers to distinguish between role-play and simulation. Only through total - Stanislavskian mimesis can the science of infiltration be successfully assimilated by trainee agents.

8:48 am  

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