Springer Whizz

The Monkhouse pitching now to a crowd of sceptical Yorkshire housewives:

“ Having nightmares about those tax returns! – Worried about all that tricky form filling and bureaucracy! No need to wake up in a sweat about those April cruel reminders.

Here’s a little known whizz of Herr Springer, neat little scam if ever there was one. Why not take advantage of a cute get-out clause devised by nineteenth century corporadoes. - One of those small print skims everyone who’s anyone’s been milking since nine eleven. All you got to do is register yourself offshore with one of those London office boys. – Take it from an expert like L.S. and your liquid assets will rise by 50 per cent in five years. Those ill-gotten gains will go ballistic!

So my advice is:

Get yourself an IBC.
Mr Springer did.”