Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Attaché Case Hypothesis 3.4

Kola: So you were alone with the Clockwork Orange Gang. Your friends had scrammed.

Doc: Yes. I tried to get away, but this ersehole grabbed me from behind and twisted my arm like this –

Kola: Hey!

Doc: Stuck a wet sponge over my mouth. - At the time it seemed like a very cruel, inhuman gesture. Besides, I remember looking around at the grown-ups and thinking what’s going on? Why aren’t they doing anything, erseholes? It was like a dream. All these grown-up erseholes – that’s how I thought of them – all these grown-up erseholes walking around us, and ignoring us. - Me with the wet sponge over my face. - The ersehole kept saying in my ear:

Give me fifty pee!

Or something equally insane like:

My mates want fifty pee!

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