Kola low-down

For those of you who’ve missed out on this important recent news item, courtesy here of the publicity blurb being handed out with the cocktails and crudités is the low-down on Kola. – Besides being ex lover to Osama B, Kola has had a somewhat chequered career as a female danseuse. Starting out many moons ago in the Richard Eerie School of Fame, Kola made it onto the chorus of Bugsy Malone (that much vaunted second season with Poshest Becks). Falling on hard times, Kola sacrificed her art to play G-String Jane in Seymour Butt’s life of the female soldier of fortune. Perhaps not unsurprisingly, Kola left the industry in disgust and set herself up as a womanist poet. For many years Kola has been busy documenting the plight of women in her native Sudan.