Proctor v. Proctor
Allow me to remind you all of the Proctor v. Proctor case.
You mean the so-called Diddler’s Trial, overseen by Speakes…
The very same.
Knight Rider in forensic mode proceeds to lay the evidence before his chatroom buddies:
Though thankfully there have been none of those cheesy courtroom scenes pulling at the heartstrings of the jury, it appears that Mrs Elizabeth Proctor – acting under enormous strain – and no doubt with her eyes on the Proctor zillions - has convincing grounds for divorce. - Not least because, in a bizarre twist of Californication, Mr John Proctor is refusing conjugal rights.
Shark: Fuckin’ weirdo! Bet my bottom dollar he’s one of those Karma Sutrists on sabbatical till he gets his juice back up and we can all start drinking Ribena again.
Hoarfrost: Well, I bet my Fiorucci sunglasses he’s a Catholic convert.
Jabba: They are just the worst! Ratzinger’s sheep!
Hoarfrost: I should know! My aunt was one!
Jabba: You poor lost soul! Come back into the fold with the rest of the sheep.
Shark: Crazed fools, did anyone ever worship the sheep?
You mean the so-called Diddler’s Trial, overseen by Speakes…
The very same.
Knight Rider in forensic mode proceeds to lay the evidence before his chatroom buddies:
Though thankfully there have been none of those cheesy courtroom scenes pulling at the heartstrings of the jury, it appears that Mrs Elizabeth Proctor – acting under enormous strain – and no doubt with her eyes on the Proctor zillions - has convincing grounds for divorce. - Not least because, in a bizarre twist of Californication, Mr John Proctor is refusing conjugal rights.
Shark: Fuckin’ weirdo! Bet my bottom dollar he’s one of those Karma Sutrists on sabbatical till he gets his juice back up and we can all start drinking Ribena again.
Hoarfrost: Well, I bet my Fiorucci sunglasses he’s a Catholic convert.
Jabba: They are just the worst! Ratzinger’s sheep!
Hoarfrost: I should know! My aunt was one!
Jabba: You poor lost soul! Come back into the fold with the rest of the sheep.
Shark: Crazed fools, did anyone ever worship the sheep?
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