Top Tips from Assassins

The Monkhouse shooting from the hip, fast and furious:

“From the Scaramanga School of Assassination

In case of detection, always carry a fourth nipple.

From the Eco Friendly Assassins

In case of acid rain, carry a poison-tipped umbrella

From the Prince Hamlet School of Dithering Revenge

Don’t forget the poisoned chalice!

From The J. Bond School of Hits

In case of acid, throw the martini in the flowerbed

From Gardener’s Question Time

In case of bugs, stir in the martini.”