Body Interview
Interviewer: How would you define your relationship to your body?
Respondent: Problematic, but isn’t everybody’s.
I: What do you like about your body?
R: People say I’ve got nice legs.
I: What don’t you like about your body?
R: My legs.
I: Are you happy with your body?
R: Isn’t that the same question?
I: The interview is designed to elicit carefully nuanced responses.
R: Well, continue.
I: Are you on a diet?
R: At the moment, no. But I do take exercise.
I: How often? - Be honest.
R: How ‘bout once every three and a half weeks?
I: Are you, or have you at any time been inspired by Doing It The Ron Atkin’s Way?
R: Personally I am more attracted to the Peebles method. You put stones in your mouth, and then you bury yourself in the sand for twenty-four hours.
I: Sounds drastic.
R: The Peebles method is drastic, but nonetheless effective. - Any more questions?
I: A final question: do you have any recurring worries re your body?
R: For example.
I: For example, accentuation of the jowls or jugs, an inclination to calve around the hips, a certain sagging in the nether regions.
R: This is not recurring, but rather a recent preoccupation. Over the last few months my skin has begun to peel.
I: Interesting. - Where exactly?
R: Well, more or less everywhere.
I: As for your underling – or rather underlying feelings about this, would you say it is a dermatological condition?
Respondent: Problematic, but isn’t everybody’s.
I: What do you like about your body?
R: People say I’ve got nice legs.
I: What don’t you like about your body?
R: My legs.
I: Are you happy with your body?
R: Isn’t that the same question?
I: The interview is designed to elicit carefully nuanced responses.
R: Well, continue.
I: Are you on a diet?
R: At the moment, no. But I do take exercise.
I: How often? - Be honest.
R: How ‘bout once every three and a half weeks?
I: Are you, or have you at any time been inspired by Doing It The Ron Atkin’s Way?
R: Personally I am more attracted to the Peebles method. You put stones in your mouth, and then you bury yourself in the sand for twenty-four hours.
I: Sounds drastic.
R: The Peebles method is drastic, but nonetheless effective. - Any more questions?
I: A final question: do you have any recurring worries re your body?
R: For example.
I: For example, accentuation of the jowls or jugs, an inclination to calve around the hips, a certain sagging in the nether regions.
R: This is not recurring, but rather a recent preoccupation. Over the last few months my skin has begun to peel.
I: Interesting. - Where exactly?
R: Well, more or less everywhere.
I: As for your underling – or rather underlying feelings about this, would you say it is a dermatological condition?
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