Little Girl Long Hair (7)

You know what happens next? - The plane taxies onto the runway, gathers speed. Little Girl Long Hair turns to her mother:

Mum, we taken off yet?

No, darling, it’s jus’ someone having a baby!

Kola, don’t think I can allow you to get away with that joke. – Besides (with a trembling voice) the plane takes off with the unidentified man clinging to his attaché case…

Relax, doc. Flight is safe as houses.

Well, I believe something is about to come up on the microfiche.