Interview with Sheikh (Expurgated)
Present: Cato-masked Interviewer and Sheikh LeBooty
Absent: Monkhouse.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh LeBooty, first of all I would like to say, welcome.
Sheikh: Salam, old boy.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh, a few background questions. As we understand, you were educated in England.
Sheikh: Not the playing fields of Eton, dear boy, but very close.
Monkhouse (Calling from off-set): Let me guess, Madchester Grammar!
Cato-masked Interviewer (Frowning): I will not insult your intelligence. Now lets get onto your profiling.
Monkhouse (Off-set again, only more softly): Highlights or Grecian 2000?
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh, we are talking about your wife who is said to be pining for you on the Yorkshire Moors.
Sheikh (Smiling): Well, it is true I once knew a woman called Catherine.
Absent: Monkhouse.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh LeBooty, first of all I would like to say, welcome.
Sheikh: Salam, old boy.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh, a few background questions. As we understand, you were educated in England.
Sheikh: Not the playing fields of Eton, dear boy, but very close.
Monkhouse (Calling from off-set): Let me guess, Madchester Grammar!
Cato-masked Interviewer (Frowning): I will not insult your intelligence. Now lets get onto your profiling.
Monkhouse (Off-set again, only more softly): Highlights or Grecian 2000?
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh, we are talking about your wife who is said to be pining for you on the Yorkshire Moors.
Sheikh (Smiling): Well, it is true I once knew a woman called Catherine.
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