Jane’s Worst Case Scenario

Jane analysts outline the following worst case scenario:

(1) The Fifth Army, under General Alexander, is on war games around the oil fields of Babylon.

(2) The Mullahs, under a burst of infective, begin to sling their mud scuds in the direction of the Infidel (surely Macedonian) phalanxes.

(3) Stormtrooper chuckles from his Sherman tank:

Technology is uncountable, erseholes!

(4) George W’s finger twitches over the red button

(5) Tom Cruise leaves a hush-hush meeting with the higher echelons at Scientology HQ.

(6) Orders are telegram-sammed to Warmington on Sea where Captain Mannering fumbles for his reading glasses.

It appears to be official.
The Mars Attack is Imminent.