Regarding Chest Pains

While much appreciating the chest-plane gag, Star Glazer wishes to point out that 8000 employees of Payne and Payne are currently in the process of suing NYC for failing to notify citizens of the fall-out from the collapse of the WTC. Analysis of dust particles collecting on the walls of the Payne and Payne edifice have revealed a high incidence of asbestos, and other such pollutants harmful to humanist lungs…