Goons Routine

Monkhouse on the burst throwing his voice into a Goons style routine featuring Bluebottle and Milligan. The backdrop is of the three highly-strung Bronte Sisters knitting in their Yorkshire sitting room, Bramill helping himself to the port.

Bluebottle (In high-pitched squeak): Catherine, why don’t you ditch that there Sheikh?

Milligan: I agree, the Sheikh is not up to the task of Yorkshire beer matting.

Bluebottle: What is that, Spike?

Milligan: Bluebottle, you do not know what is Yorkshire beer matting? Scandalous!

Bluebottle: Sorry, Spike.

Cut in of flat-capped Yorkshireman
Contemplating his Theakston’s beer mat
(has Eternal-Heir-to-Throne chortling in his pyjamas)