The Bends
Kola inquires of the Doc:
Anyway, why do they call it the Bends?
Appears there’s some kind of stretch in the middle.
Doc, you saying it’s jus’ had surgery?
No, I’m saying you don’t have to turn round corners.
Well, I sincerely hope it’s got all the latest gizmos.
And some! - Naturally it has been furnished with a drinks cabinet full of twenty year old malt whiskies. - Also a medicine chest.
Doctor Dino will be pleased.
As will the Colombians. - Got one of those folding glass tabletops for sampling lines. – In fact, the Bends is being shipped to S.A. but not, it turns out, to the cartels, but one of those S.A. generals who become dictators after trial democracy.
Where does it say that?
Kola, baby, can’t you read the signs?
Anyway, why do they call it the Bends?
Appears there’s some kind of stretch in the middle.
Doc, you saying it’s jus’ had surgery?
No, I’m saying you don’t have to turn round corners.
Well, I sincerely hope it’s got all the latest gizmos.
And some! - Naturally it has been furnished with a drinks cabinet full of twenty year old malt whiskies. - Also a medicine chest.
Doctor Dino will be pleased.
As will the Colombians. - Got one of those folding glass tabletops for sampling lines. – In fact, the Bends is being shipped to S.A. but not, it turns out, to the cartels, but one of those S.A. generals who become dictators after trial democracy.
Where does it say that?
Kola, baby, can’t you read the signs?
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