Mercedes Bends (2)

The media pack click away at the gleaming nickel-plated automobile that would have done old Gatsby proud. Two lovelies (must be Hanoi and Queen Jane) hang off the side doors in long black evening gowns with scissor snips up the sides and held together by Versace safety pins. The Sheikh (in custom built Foster Grants) can be seen hobnobbing in the background with none other than Senator Carson and his wife. But who is that other chap with the pencil tash the Sheikh at this very moment is calling dear boy if not Salem Shazam.

The Doc inquires rhetorically:

What is Salem Shazam doing at the launch of the Bends? – Kola, it must be the canapés!