Gentlemen in Duck Suits

(The following can viewed as a series of inter-cutting scenes only with access to the BB programme.)

Someone must’ve put something in the punch i.e. surely not some of that there hallucinogen William B. was on about a second ago, nor that vile mix of mushrooms and Darjeeling he remembers from his ill-spent youth… Before him, as if from a box in the Palladium, stand two gentlemen in duck suits:

First Gent in Duck Suit: Ladies and gentlemen,

Second Gent in Duck Suit: Masters and mistresses –

First Gent in Duck Suit: For your delectation and edification