Jane’s Worst Case Scenario (2)

Mushroom clouds balloon in memory’s eye
Negatives of nuclear physicists in protective helmets and goggles
Somewhere on an island in the Pacific
Shrivel and burn over a cheesy soundtrack featuring fellow Alzheimer sufferers, Dame Thatcher and Ronald Holding the Ray Gun

The Captain tries to keep his stiff upper lip; pandemonium breaks out in the ranks. Jonesy flaps up and down, calling:

Don’t panic! Don’t panic!

In the process knocks off the Captain’s reading glasses. -

The Scottish brogue of Private Fraser booms:

We’re all doomed. – Doomed!

Pike whispers to Wilson:

Can I use the Tommy gun now, Uncle Arthur?