Titanium Hypothesis

(Fraught editor notes:

When this one came up I thought of putting it in the comments only to find it flew literally – I mean literally out of hand.)

Jabba says:

Well, I heard it was titanium got the terrible twins.

Sharkhunter says:

Of all the whacked out quacked out theories knocking around 9/11! - Kindly explain the math, ersehole.

Jabba says:

It’s simple, ersehole. Some dude from the backwoods of Oklahoma developed these titanium-coated explosives.

Sharkhunter says:

Right, jefe. And you’re going to tell me the Kluckers and the White Supremacists and all the rest of the ragbag army of morons cunningly entered the WTC, planted their titanium bombs and walked out with all those top erseholes who worked in the WTC failing to notice anything?

Jabba says:

How else do you explain those steel girders pulverising into dust? – Do you know what temperature it takes for those things to melt? I’m telling you they done the math, Sharkie. Senator C and the boys weren’t putting any of that stuff in the phoney “Cricketers” report.