Interview with Sheikh (2)
Returning to the Late Late Show studio
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh LeBooty, the list of your crimes is long and heinous.
Sheikh: Well, must say this is most un-sporting of you, old boy.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Nevertheless, you cannot deny the heinousness -
Sheikh: I am not aware of having committed anything particularly heinous, unless of course you count the number of my wives. But as you know among us Bedouins, bigamy is common practice.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Come off it, Sheikh! You are trying the Cricketers’ patience.
The Cato-masked Interviewer springs to his feet, unravelling a toilet roll of hastily compiled accusations.
The toilet unravels, pursued by the Andrex puppy.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Sheikh LeBooty, the list of your crimes is long and heinous.
Sheikh: Well, must say this is most un-sporting of you, old boy.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Nevertheless, you cannot deny the heinousness -
Sheikh: I am not aware of having committed anything particularly heinous, unless of course you count the number of my wives. But as you know among us Bedouins, bigamy is common practice.
Cato-masked Interviewer: Come off it, Sheikh! You are trying the Cricketers’ patience.
The Cato-masked Interviewer springs to his feet, unravelling a toilet roll of hastily compiled accusations.
The toilet unravels, pursued by the Andrex puppy.
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