Saturday, September 30, 2006

Second Attack (2)

Jabba adamantly:

The second attack will happen. It won’t be from Mars.

Jonathan: This is childish, Jabba. The Green Men are coming through the radio waves. They have already breached the outer atmosphere defences. They are slipping through the stargates.

Jabba: Jonathan, you may have a great Mensa Mind, but I fail to see how Mars could attack. I mean there’s nothing on the red planet, except for the face of Cydonia and a few frozen, hundred of thousand year old bacteria.

Jonathan: Dreams sometimes speak to us, Jabba. They send messages to the kings and king-makers.

Jabba: Hogwash!

Jonathan: Whilst we are on the subject of hogwash, Jabba, would you care for my great mensa mind to deconstruct your theory of titanium demolition?

Sharkhunter says:

Jabba, methinks Jonathan may have a point, however rarum. (The most plausible theory of demolition involves so-called bio-thermic explosives) - Besides, something tells me Miss St Clair and Adele Wallace will have something to say on the subject of Mars Attacks.

Jabba says:

Sharkie, I did not have you down as a seance nut.

Sharkhunter says:

In my pocket book, Jabba, they’re all coming through the fifth dimension.

Hoarfrost adds:

By the way, didn’t I read somewhere – must’ve been the Sceptical Enquirer - Payne and Payne just been taken over by Dolphin Insurance?

SharkHunter says:

Damn! Just knew Der Springer had to be in there somewhere, erseholes.

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