Jihad Boot Camp (2)

Although it cannot be asserted with any degree of confidence, nor indeed certainty at the subatomic level, since the failure of the satellites/inspectors to locate the said camp, there appear to be no WMD in the JBC but

(1) 45 AK-47s abandoned by the Russkies in their Afghan war;
(2) several hundred boxes of ammo that don’t match the AK-47s;
(3) At the Sheikh’s request, a score of Harrods gift-packed Swiss penknives that include tooth-picks and tweezers as well as the traditional assortment of blades and wise saws;
(4) A Bowie knife shop-lifted from a Wal-Mart in Boston;
(5) A set of wire cutters and gardening gloves;
(6) An old VHS video recorder and cave backdrop;
(7) A Beatrix Kiddo chemistry set;
(8) Bootleg video of an Iron Maiden gig, the one where old Mr Three Six, the Devil glowers and sticks out his tongue at a crowd of Argentine Metal Heads;
(9) Surprisingly a rusty old anti-aircraft gun that was never captured during the Six Days War.