Jihad Boot Camp
The Monkhouse in hybrid disguise: sporting a Winchester bowter, Butlins blazer, and Josef Mengler moustache.
“At the Jihad Boot Camp there are:
Torturers to out-torture Chinese whisperers
Chess players to outsmart Bobby Fisher
Fire eaters ready to do battle with Smorg the Dragon
Riddlers to outdiddle Clarence Speakes
Jugglers prepared to juggle through an Israeli air-strike from a burned out bunker in downtown Beirut
Sufis who can out-fly UFOs
UFOs that can out-fly F16s
Snake charmers who can becalm a battalion of Rumsfeldian snakes
Ancient Egytpian mummies to outscare modern sugar daddies
Qat-chewing, bearded assassins preparing to take on embedded Tommies, X-men and 007s
And not forgetting those Yogis –
“At the Jihad Boot Camp there are:
Torturers to out-torture Chinese whisperers
Chess players to outsmart Bobby Fisher
Fire eaters ready to do battle with Smorg the Dragon
Riddlers to outdiddle Clarence Speakes
Jugglers prepared to juggle through an Israeli air-strike from a burned out bunker in downtown Beirut
Sufis who can out-fly UFOs
UFOs that can out-fly F16s
Snake charmers who can becalm a battalion of Rumsfeldian snakes
Ancient Egytpian mummies to outscare modern sugar daddies
Qat-chewing, bearded assassins preparing to take on embedded Tommies, X-men and 007s
And not forgetting those Yogis –
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