Doctor Destinus

The Monkhouse pulls off his jacket to reveal a soccer shirt (colours of AC Milan). He whips a whistle from his sleeve.

(Just had time to scoop up the cat before they broke down the door.)

“Telegram from Doctor Destinus.”

“Who is Doctor Destinus?”

“A dead microbiologist.”

Blue bottle and Spike in unison:

Not another dead microbiologist!

Monkhouse:

He was the 49th to die. After Mr Im. Mr Im suffered a cardiac arrest whilst eating pot noodles on a Singapore flight one September morning.

Blue bottle and Spike in unison:

A poor Mr Im!
What has it got to do with ‘im!