Peak Oil

Returning to Late Late Show studio where the Cato-masked Interviewer is introducing a new guest.

“A warm welcome to Stan Goff, who is here to publicise his new book: Peak Oil, The Impending Crisis.”

The holograms of Hex and Horn light up:

At long last, the hydrocarbon specialist!

You mean, the ex-colonel of the US Marines? –

The very same.

Well, he’s always been value for money. But in what way has this got to do with the project of the Dark Gods?

You ninny! These people are in the process of unlocking the secrets of materialistic reality!

In that case we better listen!